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Cats Acting Out Scenes from Star Wars and Other Movies Is Really Fantastic

Man, cats are so dang smart that they can pretty much replace actors in movies these days. I’m watching this wonderful scene reenactment of The Empire Strikes Back and I’m not sure I even miss the real Darth Vader or Luke Skywalker. Okay, I guess Darth Vader is still way more badass than any cat but the cat actor… Read more...

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Donald Trump Reportedly Forced to Give Up Beloved Tweeting Machine

While rising to our nation’s highest office is an unparalleled honor, becoming President also involves many personal sacrifices. This week, Donald Trump may have made his first, reportedly “trad[ing] in” the Android phone widely believed to be his primary tweeting device for a Secret Service-approved smartphone.

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Miguel Ferrer’s Albert Rosenfield Will Always Be the Best Twin Peaks Character

Versatile character actor Miguel Ferrer—a memorable presence in so many films and TV shows, including RoboCop , Twin Peaks , and most recently NCIS: Los Angeles —has died. He was 61 years old

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The Star Wars Special Editions Remain a Crucial Milestone 20 Years Later

The phrase “Special Editions” is one of the scariest things in all of Star Wars . No one can forget the way, 20 years ago this month, George Lucas updated his iconic films with new effects, sounds, scenes, then basically tried to erase the original versions from existence

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How To Maximize Your Laptop’s Battery Life

There are all kinds of reasons you might want to minimize the power draw of your laptop or desktop. To save battery, of course, but also to keep your electricity bills lower and reduce your impact on the planet. Here are all the ways you can knock down the amount of power your computer is drawing.

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This Is as Close as Disney’s Going to Get to Confirming the Pixar Connection Theory

One of the most beloved theories of the internet over the past few years has been the “Pixar Theory”—the wild declaration that posits that every part of the Pixar animation oeuvre is part of the same universe . Disney has released a new video gathering every connection between Pixar films to date, and it’s the closest… Read more...

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It’s Finally Morphin’ Time In the Latest Power Rangers Trailer

The first trailer for Power Rangers set up the very serious world of this newly rebooted Angel Grove. But the second sees our teens with attitudes become the heroes they were always meant to be, and it’s a lot more fun. Read more...

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This Never-Ending Parade of Snow Plows Is Easily the Best Way to Clear Snowy Roads

If you’re from a place where it snows a lot (I’m not), and where people don’t annoyingly complain about how cold it is all the time (not me), and are totally prepared for the winter months (also, not me), you’re probably not as surprised as I am about this seemingly never-ending stretch of badass snow plowers… Read more...

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Big Dairy Pays Out Big Bucks to Milk Lovers Over Alleged Conspiracy to Kill 500,000 Cows

In September, Big Dairy settled a lawsuit for over $50 million, which claimed it conspired to kill off 500,000 cows in an effort to gouge milk prices. Now, milk lovers in 15 states can potentially reap the rewards of this lawsuit by visiting the website, boughtmilk.com . Read more..

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Idiot Tasked With Maintaining America’s Nukes Surprised to Learn What His Job Is

In December, Rick Perry enthusiastically accepted the nomination to be Donald Trump’s secretary of energy—unfortunately for both Perry and the American people, he had no idea what the fuck he was signing up for. According to a New York Times report, Perry originally believed the job was being “a global ambassador for… Read more...

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