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Sorry, But Your iPhone 5 Is About to Become Obsolete

Apple’s pulling the cord on its iOS guillotine a little early this year. The next operating system update will only be available for the iPhone 5S and newer devices

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Dog’s Smooth as Hell Jailbreak Captured on CCTV Cameras

General is a very good dog who just wanted to get out of the animal hospital. He plotted his escape and when the time was right, he put his plan into action

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Drones Are Giving Us Never-Before-Seen Close-up Views of Volcanic Eruptions

It’s not just the intense heat that makes it hard for researchers to closely study an active volcano, there’s also a potpourri of noxious gases that are less than ideal to inhale.

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Does This Last.fm Account Belong to Jared Kushner? An Investigation

Last night, weird Twitter darling and Kurdish militia volunteer @PissPigGranddad tweeted out a screenshot of Last.fm user JKushner. He deduced that Jared Kushner— alleged cuck, Observer ruiner , and son-in-law to the president—was listening to a particularly crap Wire album right around the time he was caught posing in… Read more...

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United CEO Doubles Down, Blames Passenger Who Got His Ass Kicked by Police

Yesterday, the world watched in horror as a 69-year-old man was dragged off a United flight in Chicago. The CEO of United Airlines, Oscar Munoz, said that he was sorry “for having to re-accommodate these customers.” And if you thought Munoz’s “apology” was tone deaf, wait until you hear the CEO’s latest statement.

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We Have Some Real Details About What’s Coming in Doctor Who’s Tenth Season

The tenth—and Peter Capaldi’s final—season of Doctor Who begins next weekend, and despite a couple of trailers and an introduction to the new companion, we don’t actually know all that much about it.

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Bone More to Save Your Species, Maybe!

Boning is one of the most important actions in the evolutionary game. Who we bone ultimately decides what traits get passed on to the next generation, and whether we continue along as one species with a diverse set of traits, or if isolation of certain traits eventually turns us into multiple species.

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Take a Deep Dive Into Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing!

Mavis Beacon was a fake character dreamed up by a video game marketing team. But don’t tell the internet that

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Marvel to Discipline X-Men Gold Artist for Controversial References to Indonesian Politics

Marvel has announced that it will remove some artwork from X-Men Gold #1 , as well as take unspecified disciplinary action against artist Ardian Syaf, after it was discovered that he included coded references to an ongoing religious and political conflict in Indonesia. Read more..

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Anthony Hopkins Calls Michael Bay a ‘Genius’ and ‘Savant’

Anthony Hopkins has worked with some of the best in the business, like Steven Spielberg and Oliver Stone.

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